TRUST FUND TRAUMA CLUB

Regular price £45.00 GBP

No surprises. Just free shipping.

For those raised by nannies, spoiled by legacy, and scarred by expectations.
Membership isn’t earned, it’s passed down.
Along with expectations, legacy, and just enough dysfunction to keep therapy in business.

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a quiet scream in old money green.
You either get it, or you weren’t invited.

One of them. Could be gone next time.

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About the piece

  • 100% premium combed cotton — soft, structured, timeless
    Weight: 220 g/m² (6.5 oz/yd²) — rich hand-feel, lasting quality
    Fit: Straight and clean — tailored for clarity and ease
    Ribbed neckline and reinforced shoulders — sharp silhouette, day to night
    Front: Printed text in forest green — editorial and ironic
    Back: “Licencieux." 2025 Logo — tone-on-tone, barely there
    Color: Off-white — heritage nuance, modern edge

  • S — 18" x 29½" (45.7 x 75 cm)
    M — 20" x 30½" (50.8 x 77.5 cm)
    L — 22" x 31" (55.9 x 80 cm)
    XL — 24" x 32½" (61 x 82.6 cm)
    2XL — 26" x 33½" (66 x 85 cm)
    3XL — 28" x 34½" (71.1 x 87.6 cm)
    4XL — 30" x 35½" (76.2 x 90.2 cm)
    Sizes may vary by up to 5 cm (2”).

  • • Processed in 1–3 business days.
    • Free worldwide shipping.
    • 30-day free returns.
    • Secure payment via credit card (Visa, Mastercard and American Express), Apple Pay, Google Pay, Klarna or Paypal.

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  • Compliant with all EU textile safety regulations.
    REACH, GOTS & OEKO-TEX certified.

    For full compliance details, click here.

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